Total Medals Earned: 1,509 (From 269 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,990 Points
Medals Earned: 15/48 (75/355 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/440 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Medals Earned: 25/32 (340/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Medals Earned: 3/33 (20/455 points)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (260/385 points)
Medals Earned: 1/25 (25/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (100/205 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/60 points)
Defeat the first opponent.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Yogurt.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Science is bad, M'kay?
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You found all 29 different endings!
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Get a life
Play the game with Neek
Play retroacan
The bull hit you
Dies with Galatzia
Dies with JC Chavez
Dies with Don k-chito
Dies with Malverde
Dies with neek
Dies with Don Tamalito
Play the game with Don K-Chito
Play the game with Don Tamalito
I slapped Frog
Rebounds with Johnny
Survive the kids thrown by REX
Survive the train thrown by charlie
Break the bubble
They are so cool
Kill the Crocodile
Complete Level 3-4
Play the game with Galatzia
Kill the Giraffe Alien
Kill the mammoth
Kill the Maistro
Play the game with JC Chavez
Play the game with Malverde
You get the yellow cartridge
You get the purple cartridge
You get the green cartridge
Get all cartridges
Kill the boss REX with all characters
Kill the boss CLOCK with all characters
Kill the boss CHARLIE with all characters
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
10 ricochet kills
Settle a score
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Drive 3 km with no wheels
Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Kill one of each enemy type
Rescue and secure a civilian
Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Unlock the entire survival guide
In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
Reach max levels on at least one character
Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Complete Hardcore Story mode
Complete story mode
Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Reach 20 km in dead state
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Complete the game
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Destroy last boss without getting hit
