Total Medals Earned: 1,504 (From 268 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,875 Points
Medals Earned: 11/11 (425/425 points)
Find the fourth Tankman.
Find the second Tankman.
Find the ninth Tankman.
Find the seventh Tankman.
Find the first Tankman.
Find the Ffifth Tankman.
Find the third Tankman.
Find the sixth Tankman.
Find the eighth Tankman.
Click the mute button.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/22 (35/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the green backpack.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (30/350 points)
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
You've found Don Ramon!
You have the power!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 3/20 (45/485 points)
Perform 200 headshots
Kill 643 zombies
Kill the 1st boss
Restore 1000 HP in one game
Survive 1 minute with HP below 30%
Collect 200 bottles of Tequila
Kill 10 zombie Spocks
Kill 150 zombies with Machete/Tonfa
Collect 100 Chili Peppers
Kill 200 zombie dogs
Kill 300 bad zombie girls
Kill 50 bonus vultures
Kill 666 zombies with Chainsaw
Kill 100 zombies with Rocket Guitar
Kill the 2nd boss
Perform Massacre 50 Kills combo
Kill the 3rd boss
Purchase all the weapons and armors
Collect $300.000
Kill 65 bosses and/or mini-bosses
Medals Earned: 3/29 (30/500 points)
Kill the Widow
Kill the Foreman
Freeze 50 enemies
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill 2 zombies
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Kill The Space Hunter
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect 50 peppers
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Have $2000 in hand
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.